victory is mine

March 31, 2005

Oh, it’s over. The challenge is over, with myself as the shining victor. In the end it wasn’t even an argument over whether a Styrofoam cup constituted a dish, Joel left plenty of evidence to convict himself. Really, it’s like his intent was a solid, undeniable loss.

Exhibit A
Exhibit A: Dish one from the coffee table, with the remains of Carl’s, Jr. fries and ketchup.

Exhibit B
Exhibit B: The remains of a pizza crust (Nicole’s)

Exhibit C
Exhibit C: Napkin, remains of Pizza sauce

Exhibit D
Exhibit D: A dish left in the sink. Good intentions count for nothing

Even as I’m writing this, Joel is completely unaware of his defeat:

(11:32:51) Joel Conary: many blog worthy events last night/ this morning?
(11:35:16) Me: there’s a couple that could be considered blog worthy
(11:35:20) Me: but one in particular
(11:35:27) Me: you’ll see, it should be up soon
(11:35:40) Joel Conary: dammit. nicole wouldn’t t3ll me either

But he’ll know very soon.

Posted by red @ 6:41 am in Health/Well Being