because really, i should be doing homework
April 18, 2005Your Linguistic Profile: |
70% General American English |
15% Upper Midwestern |
5% Dixie |
5% Midwestern |
5% Yankee |
Your Linguistic Profile: |
70% General American English |
15% Upper Midwestern |
5% Dixie |
5% Midwestern |
5% Yankee |
While getting ready for school one morning, I was listening to the radio and the DJs were doing an interesting poll. They would pick two male celebrities and had people call in saying who they thought was hotter. It was being done championship style where there winner of one poll went on too compete against the winner of another. Now it was getting to about the last three legs of this poll and it was Johnny Depp vs. Will Smith, and I’m listening to this thinking, Will Smith is cute and funny and all, but Johnny would be the slam dunk winner. Imagine my surprise when results were turning out as 50-50. I couldn’t believe it!!! How is Will Smith even getting votes when Johnny is involved?!?! My roommate was just as appalled as I was, so we began polling our friends. My roommate’s friends, well now ex-friends, pulled Will Smith into the lead, but then my sane friends gave Johnny a more appropriate lead.
Johnny
24
Will
19
Personally, I’m still saddened by the fact that Will has more than, say, two votes, but apparently Will has "the whole package". Whole package my butt, I asked who is SEXIER. I mean come on!!! Look at him!!!
(fine print) poll was ended when I felt it was over and so what if I polled my friends that I know are huge Johnny Depp fans
Some answers already used:
~a web slinger
~a cheez-it
~a lingerie mannequin
You know you’re the 90’s kid if... (put a star next to the ones that apply to you)
*1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
*2. You played with Pound Puppies
*3. You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air"
*4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
5. You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters Club
6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
*7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
*8. You’ve ever watched "Fraggle Rock"
*9. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars
*10. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"
*11. You remember when it was worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
12. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head
*13. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school
*14. You played the game "MASH"
15. You wore a Jordache Jean Jacket and were proud of it
16. L.A. Gear...
17. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten
18. You remember reading "Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books
*19. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
20. You wanted to be a goonie
*21. You’ve ever worn fluorescent clothing
*22. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
*23. You have pondered why smurfette was the only female smurf
*24. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school
*25. You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets
*26. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...
*27. You remember hyper-color t-shirts
28. Barbie and the rockers was your favorite band
29. You thought Sheera and He-Ra should hook up
30. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets
*31. You owned a pair of jelly sandals
*32. After you saw "Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you are but what am I?"
*33. You remember "I’ve fallen and I can’t get up"
*34. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
*35. You’ve ever gotten injured on a Slip n’ Slide
36. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds
*37. You’ve gone through this occasionally saying "awesome"
*38. You remember Popples
*39. "Don’t worry, be happy"
*40. You wore socks over tights
*41. You wore socks scrunched down
*42. Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back"
*43. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
44. You remember watching the "Gremlins" movies
*45. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
*46. You remember watching "Rainbow Brite" and "My little Ponies"
47. You thought Doggie Houser was hot
*48. You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac
*49. You remember New Kid on the Block when they were cool
*50. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell"
51. You know all the words to Bon Jovi
*52. You played and or collected "Pogs"
*53. You used to pretend you could transform into a Power Ranger. It’s morphin time!!
*54. You had at least one Tamagochi, Furby, or Gigapet and brought it everywhere
*55. You were obsessed with your "Easy Bake Oven" and your "Lite-Brite"
*56. You wore leggings and put the little strap over your shoes
*57. You remember when mullets were cool
*58. Two words: M.C. Hammer.
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Letting my curiosity get the better of me is never a bad thing. This week I want to know:
What is your favorite invention?
It can be anything you are particularly fond of, or that you just think is extra cool. To limit your list just a little, let’s put divine creation in a separate category from invention.
I will answer this question myself in a few days. I will let you know, though, that if we were counting divine creation (or hey, look what evolution invented, depending on your way of looking at things) my favorite invention would be men.
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